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Feb. 5th, 2009 08:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
guppy_sandhuGuppy comes down the stairs, spots his big parcel on the porchway and picks it up. Looks like it's arrived just in time.
"You're one weird dude." The postman says under his breath, walking away from the door. Frogspawn closes the door and turns to him.
"Guppy, I think we need to talk about this. I'm aware and happy that we're able to satisfy certain urges again now that Alexander is born and home, and I appreciate the savings of buying in bulk, but why in the name of sanity have you mail ordered five hundred assorted flavour and sensation condoms?"
Guppy goes very red as he notices that the contents of the box are indeed printed on the outside. Way to be subtle, mail order company.
"I'm sorry." he says meekly. "It's for Life Support. I was going to give them out free in the bar on Valentine's day. Doing my bit for health promotion and all. I didn't want to run out."
"Even so, five hundred? Aside from the fact that some people will be too embarrassed to take them in public, you're never going to get five hundred takers." She shakes her head. "And now the postman thinks we're nymphomaniacs."
Guppy realises that she has a point.
"You're one weird dude." The postman says under his breath, walking away from the door. Frogspawn closes the door and turns to him.
"Guppy, I think we need to talk about this. I'm aware and happy that we're able to satisfy certain urges again now that Alexander is born and home, and I appreciate the savings of buying in bulk, but why in the name of sanity have you mail ordered five hundred assorted flavour and sensation condoms?"
Guppy goes very red as he notices that the contents of the box are indeed printed on the outside. Way to be subtle, mail order company.
"I'm sorry." he says meekly. "It's for Life Support. I was going to give them out free in the bar on Valentine's day. Doing my bit for health promotion and all. I didn't want to run out."
"Even so, five hundred? Aside from the fact that some people will be too embarrassed to take them in public, you're never going to get five hundred takers." She shakes her head. "And now the postman thinks we're nymphomaniacs."
Guppy realises that she has a point.
