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guppy_sandhu) wrote2008-08-20 07:59 pm
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Reception
Guppy's house. What little furniture there is has been mostly moved upstairs, apart from the threadbare sofa, bean bag and a few newly mended garden chairs.
The whole area is decorated with ribbons and flowers.
The whole area is decorated with ribbons and flowers.
Re: Traditional wedding fight
"None of your business." Guppy's mother says shortly.
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"You look to be in serious danger of spoiling my friend's wedding. So I'm afraid that yes, it is my business."
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"Of course. You were merely arguing over semantics." Sam is, for once in his life, very much acting like a damn Prince of Heaven, thank you very much.
"Nonetheless, I suggest you do it elsewhere. Now."
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"Hah! My daughter can do better than this squalid little shed your son lives in."
"Look at her, the prison inmate! What if they decide to have children?"
Frogspawn's mother smirks, with a sneer of small victory since she at least knows about the baby.
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This is the tone of voice that says 'obey or lose limbs, puny mortals'.
Of course, Sam wouldn't actually do anything like that (well, not at Guppy's wedding, anyway), but the whole point of the voice is that he doesn't have to.
"You will be quiet, now, or you will leave. The option of both is also still available."
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"I'm not having my grandchild half criminal! Where's Gurpreet?" She looks around the garden.
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"Now shut the hell up or get the hell out, the pair of you."
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"What is it you were planning to do with us?" she asks coldly.
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"Shall we say that I've heard enough from Guppy about his parents that you would infinitely prefer not to find out."