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guppy_sandhu) wrote2018-03-16 09:21 pm
guppy_sandhu) wrote2018-03-16 09:21 pm
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The autopsy of Wilford Warfstache is a solemn affair.
With Autor and Vyvyan there to assist as trainee medical student and health care assistant respectively, Guppy addresses both of them before he starts.
"Right, Wilford has given us permission to do this."
Well, he gave Guppy permission to do 'anything' with his many dead bodies, but he's not going to say that to Vyvyan in case he gets ideas.
"The fact that he comes back is irrelevant. This is a serious business and his body is to be treated with respect. You can ask as many questions as you want, but anything medical that we discuss is not to be repeated outside this room. I will be letting Security know the cause of death."
This is mainly aimed at Vyvyan.
"If you find the process upsetting and need to step out, there's a water machine in the staff room. Better to sit down rather than fall down, okay?"
With Autor and Vyvyan there to assist as trainee medical student and health care assistant respectively, Guppy addresses both of them before he starts.
"Right, Wilford has given us permission to do this."
Well, he gave Guppy permission to do 'anything' with his many dead bodies, but he's not going to say that to Vyvyan in case he gets ideas.
"The fact that he comes back is irrelevant. This is a serious business and his body is to be treated with respect. You can ask as many questions as you want, but anything medical that we discuss is not to be repeated outside this room. I will be letting Security know the cause of death."
This is mainly aimed at Vyvyan.
"If you find the process upsetting and need to step out, there's a water machine in the staff room. Better to sit down rather than fall down, okay?"
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Then they wrap Wilford up in a sheet and take him out to the massive hole Vyvyan dug earlier, put him in, along with the other dead Wilfords that had been kept in the Security office.
Autor says a couple of awkward words, then Vyvyan finishes filling in the hole. Guppy plants a pink rose bush on top, so that nobody digs it up again.