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Feb. 25th, 2009 09:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
guppy_sandhuGuppy woke up after his body switching incident with something of a hangover. Apparently, despite his new body being female, when he reverted back it was to find that actually his own was more of a lightweight.
Fortunately, he's got no more than a bit of a headache. He crawls out of bed, realising he hadn't so much as remembered to put his pyjamas on, and is just walking into the bathroom when something in the mirror catches his eye.
He stops, frowns, and peers at the reflection of his buttock, upon which there seems to be a new addition.
"Oh shit!" He stares at the tattoo of a fish on his bottom. "Did I have a bet with Teja that I could get a tattoo and it would go?"
His mind races with the thoughts of how to explain it to his wife. He gets into the shower, occasionally trying to glance at it, and comes to the decision that he'll pretend he did it on purpose.
He dries himself off and has another look in the mirror...
It's faded and flaking off. Temporary tattoo.
Beat.
"Suspected as much all along." he comments untruthfully to himself, as he goes to get dressed.
Fortunately, he's got no more than a bit of a headache. He crawls out of bed, realising he hadn't so much as remembered to put his pyjamas on, and is just walking into the bathroom when something in the mirror catches his eye.
He stops, frowns, and peers at the reflection of his buttock, upon which there seems to be a new addition.
"Oh shit!" He stares at the tattoo of a fish on his bottom. "Did I have a bet with Teja that I could get a tattoo and it would go?"
His mind races with the thoughts of how to explain it to his wife. He gets into the shower, occasionally trying to glance at it, and comes to the decision that he'll pretend he did it on purpose.
He dries himself off and has another look in the mirror...
It's faded and flaking off. Temporary tattoo.
Beat.
"Suspected as much all along." he comments untruthfully to himself, as he goes to get dressed.
