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Mar. 5th, 2009 09:16 pm"And all the King's horses and all the King's men, took him to hospital with concussion but he made a full recovery."
"Guppy, are you warping him again?"
Guppy looks around guiltily, and hides the 'Times Tables fun songs' CD behind the bread bin.
"No, but the originals are so depressing. Mice getting their tails cut off, eggs having their heads smashed in, pigs being eaten by wolves... Baa Baa Black Sheep is the only cheerful one and it isn't allowed any more because it's 'not politically correct'."
"Most nurseries go with pink sheep." Frogspawn says, coming in to save the baby from being warped.
"I'm not singing that. Sheep aren't pink. Maybe Baa Baa PC Sheep."
Frogspawn rolls her eyes, then spots a napkin with writing on and picks it up.
"You got the head barman to write you a note excusing you from getting the dog drunk?" She reads it through and starts to giggle. "It's okay, you're forgiven."
"Guppy, are you warping him again?"
Guppy looks around guiltily, and hides the 'Times Tables fun songs' CD behind the bread bin.
"No, but the originals are so depressing. Mice getting their tails cut off, eggs having their heads smashed in, pigs being eaten by wolves... Baa Baa Black Sheep is the only cheerful one and it isn't allowed any more because it's 'not politically correct'."
"Most nurseries go with pink sheep." Frogspawn says, coming in to save the baby from being warped.
"I'm not singing that. Sheep aren't pink. Maybe Baa Baa PC Sheep."
Frogspawn rolls her eyes, then spots a napkin with writing on and picks it up.
"You got the head barman to write you a note excusing you from getting the dog drunk?" She reads it through and starts to giggle. "It's okay, you're forgiven."
