(no subject)

There is the sound of panting, followed by the occasional long sigh. The romantic setting, an old shed. The bed, a bundle of old rags. Moonlight shines through the window.

There is a long satisfied sigh before the panting starts again, complete with sound effects. [and nearest possible human translations].

"Meeeeeoooooow"

[Oh wow, oh wow, yes, keep doing that]

"Mroaoaw"

[This is more fun that leaving those dead worms in the dishwasher.]

"Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Meh"

[You smell fantastically hormonally fertile, let's do it again.]

"Mah"

[Quiet you small silly creature, someone's coming.]

"Mhow"

[Forget the foolish human, I want your body.]

The moment of passion is interrupted by a large bucket of water.