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Dec. 24th, 2012 12:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
guppy_sandhuGuppy stares at the Christmas list. He's left it a little late. Fortunately Bar is good for getting shopping in at a moment's notice. Better than Nile.com anyway.
"I think I'm going to do vouchers this year." he says, tapping on the table. "Last year, a load of gifts didn't get picked up by people who didn't come in for months, and I don't know where they go... So how about I do a coupon for beer for the guys, and something fragrant for the girls?"
"NO!" Coral marches up to him, with her hands on her hips. "You can't. It's septic. And we're antiseptic in this house!"
Guppy blinks at her for a moment.
"What do you mean sweetie?"
"The girls might want beer!" Coral says.
"OH! You mean sexist. I guess I never thought of that." Guppy says. "Okay, we'll do unisex coupons with a choice of gift. And you guys can draw the picture."
"I think I'm going to do vouchers this year." he says, tapping on the table. "Last year, a load of gifts didn't get picked up by people who didn't come in for months, and I don't know where they go... So how about I do a coupon for beer for the guys, and something fragrant for the girls?"
"NO!" Coral marches up to him, with her hands on her hips. "You can't. It's septic. And we're antiseptic in this house!"
Guppy blinks at her for a moment.
"What do you mean sweetie?"
"The girls might want beer!" Coral says.
"OH! You mean sexist. I guess I never thought of that." Guppy says. "Okay, we'll do unisex coupons with a choice of gift. And you guys can draw the picture."
