(no subject)

Barry,

I expect you are aware of the dramatic changes undergone by various patrons in the bar, including myself. As a result I appear to have suffered not only the physical change to ghost form, but also a significant degree of memory loss. My behavioural patterns are also affected. I must therefore request that I am temporarily suspended from your medical register until this wears off, as I do not consider myself capable of giving sound medical advice at the moment.

Dr Guppy Sandhu